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Ponch and Jon are chasing two guys that have a pickup truck mounted laser. Jon is on horseback, and Ponch is dressed as a cowboy, and has George "goober" Lindsey in the passenger seat.

It's not a dream, it's on TNT.

Roman holiday (RO-muhn HOL-i-day) noun

An entertainment event where pleasure is derived from watching gore and barbarism.

[From the gladiatorial contests held in ancient Rome.]

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I'm going to spread a completely false rumor -

Jane Austen didn't do drugs, but recent scholarship indicates that she was into autoerotic asphyxiation.