*singing to my beloved...

If I Were

If I were a poet,
I would write a sonnet.
It would say "I love you."
Your name would be upon it.
If I were a farmer,
I'd give you a bunny.
If I had a beehive,
You would get free honey.
Fa la la (many times)

If I were a baker,
You could have a cruller
If I were a painter,
Choose your favorite color.
If I had some diamonds,
I'd give you a few,
Anything to show you
How much I love you.
Fa la la (many times)

Did you guess my secret?
I am not a poet.
Couldn't write a sonnet,
And I think you know it.
I am not a farmer,
Can't give you a bunny.
I don't have a beehive,
Sorry 'bout the honey.
Fa la la (many times)

I am not a baker,
Don't know bread from batter.
And I am not a painter,
And it doesn't matter.
I don't need a present,
All I have to do
Is look at you to show you
How much I love you.
Fa la la (many times)


I love you, sweetheart...

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Ahhh! Nothing says accomplishment more than having all the bills paid, groceries gathered, the house clean, and a happy orange cat in your lap as you read a good book, and watch Aliens (Alien II) on FX.

Life. Is. Good.

I have a bag of switches

[update 5:35] - I am now playing Aliens vs Predator. Hearing a space marine screaming "Game over, man! Game over!" Time to go on a bughunt.

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A year ago today -Rant on Consensual crime rights/ gay Marriage/ ultrababy X

Taking a cue from bandicoot

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In the words of a great bean...

What'shisname whatsherface purple monkey dishwasher.

That says it all.