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May. 24th, 2001
word o' de day.
May. 24th, 2001 10:04 amgnomon (NO-mon) noun
1. The raised arm of a sundial that indicates the time of day by its shadow.
2. The remaining part of a parallelogram after a similar smaller parallelogram has been taken away from one of the corners.
[From Latin gnomon, pointer, from Greek, from gignoskein, to know.]
1. The raised arm of a sundial that indicates the time of day by its shadow.
2. The remaining part of a parallelogram after a similar smaller parallelogram has been taken away from one of the corners.
[From Latin gnomon, pointer, from Greek, from gignoskein, to know.]
This song strikes me as How I feel about LJ and web cams. Herman seems to be the type to have both. (Not a slam... Heck, I have both!)
Herman -- The Human Mole
Herman
Herman
Herman isn't happy
Herman isn't well
Herman is an albino
Not that you could tell.
Herman
Herman
Herman is dirty
Herman is cold
Herman is thirty and
Wishes he was old
But he isn't.
Herman has a trailer
On top of it is grass
He filled the inside up with dirt
And made the sides of glass
He lets you climb the steps
Up to the top for free
And look down through a little hole
Above his old TV.
But if you want some more
You pay to go inside
The tent that goes around the trailer
In which Herman hides.
Herman plays piano
When no one is around
He has an upright baby Steinway
Underneath the ground.
Herman -- The Human Mole
Herman
Herman
Herman isn't happy
Herman isn't well
Herman is an albino
Not that you could tell.
Herman
Herman
Herman is dirty
Herman is cold
Herman is thirty and
Wishes he was old
But he isn't.
Herman has a trailer
On top of it is grass
He filled the inside up with dirt
And made the sides of glass
He lets you climb the steps
Up to the top for free
And look down through a little hole
Above his old TV.
But if you want some more
You pay to go inside
The tent that goes around the trailer
In which Herman hides.
Herman plays piano
When no one is around
He has an upright baby Steinway
Underneath the ground.
uh oh... can I avoid this one?
May. 24th, 2001 11:28 amhttp://www.msnbc.com/news/575167.asp?cp1=1
Sony and LucasArts is showing off their massively multi-player version of Star Wars due to hit computer screens next year, probably as a major salvo in the opening Summer 2002 Movie War which will undoubtedly be dominated by Star Wars, Episode 2.
Still, first looks at the game offers proof that the makers of Everquest have learned a lot from that incredibly popular role-player. The Star Wars universe will allow players to be any one of the myriad Star Wars creatures, from Gunguns to Bathans (but not, apparently, droids) and choose to be male or female. The worlds are "virtually" 16 kilometers across, but you can always hop on your Bantha to get across Tatooine in style.
Sony and LucasArts is showing off their massively multi-player version of Star Wars due to hit computer screens next year, probably as a major salvo in the opening Summer 2002 Movie War which will undoubtedly be dominated by Star Wars, Episode 2.
Still, first looks at the game offers proof that the makers of Everquest have learned a lot from that incredibly popular role-player. The Star Wars universe will allow players to be any one of the myriad Star Wars creatures, from Gunguns to Bathans (but not, apparently, droids) and choose to be male or female. The worlds are "virtually" 16 kilometers across, but you can always hop on your Bantha to get across Tatooine in style.
better late than never... evil news
May. 24th, 2001 06:41 pmBaby Accidentally Thrown In Front of Bus, was aiming for the taxi
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A 6-month-old baby was accidentally tossed in front of a moving bus here by a
family friend, police said.
( Read more... )
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A 6-month-old baby was accidentally tossed in front of a moving bus here by a
family friend, police said.
( Read more... )
Scottsquatch returns!
May. 24th, 2001 08:48 pmOh man... A Gulf Coast BigFoot Research Center?
Phew... nothing in Broward County Yet... I'm still safe.
Phew... nothing in Broward County Yet... I'm still safe.
Ho ho ho I'm Jello Jack the jolly boneless boy.
I live inside a jar beside the rooster boy named Roy.
They pour me out upon a platform and the people stare
At eyeballs in a pool of flesh surrounded by some hair.
I wish I was a cowboy or maybe just a bird
Singing simple melodies that no one ever heard
Soaring with the winter winds and bringing in the spring
Sharing air with orioles and bumblebee that sting
And making babies proud of all the bugs that I would bring.
I'd sit up high above the ground and laugh as I looked down
at all the silly humans as they slowly trudged around.
But as I see the end of evening turn into the night
The bird inside my brain becomes a light that is too bright.
In his dreams at night he hears a white hot light
And he knows that God is singing in his dreams at night.
Hot heat smolders smoking embers
Vibrate deep, vibrate deep
Cause teeth clinch, cause vibrate deep
Inside the sucking sound of suction,
Suction, sucking sections of my soul,
Sucking section of the only thoughts
My mind will salivate and drool
And press against itself and press
Against itself and feel the cursing
Flow of fever, driven, biting, grinding, clinching,
Ream the center of the Sun
With shaft of Solid Steel
Know that there is nothing like the feeling
Of those steel fingers up inside
Of something sticky, sweet and wet
Feel the lips of licking licky wet liquid;
feel the tongue that touches the tips of sharp pointed things...
Before I go to bed.
May. 24th, 2001 10:40 pmI get this in an email from my cab driver guy, Joel.
Your suggestion to keep a chaste female gorilla could leave her vulnerable to cancers as in chaste human females.
(a great non-sequitur comment, but we were talking earlier in the week about primate psychology, and why I wouldn't keep an ape as a pet unless it was a female and chaste... Males are aggressive after a certain age, and females develop a dangerous safety zone after having birthed)
Good night.
Addendum: Mixed feelings tonight. I feel a little cast off.
Your suggestion to keep a chaste female gorilla could leave her vulnerable to cancers as in chaste human females.
(a great non-sequitur comment, but we were talking earlier in the week about primate psychology, and why I wouldn't keep an ape as a pet unless it was a female and chaste... Males are aggressive after a certain age, and females develop a dangerous safety zone after having birthed)
Good night.
Addendum: Mixed feelings tonight. I feel a little cast off.
