7356 - Um, what?

[scottobear]

via http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php#more

Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

Um, I was quite a horny teen, but no, I never wanted to put my parts in an animal.

Comments

[wickenden.livejournal.com]

Mr. Muley, I mean Horsley ssems to see the world through his own dick.

d.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

just the guy you want giving us lessons in human rights.. someone who can't tell the difference between people and livestock.

[greenelvish.livejournal.com]

I think he makes a good case for abortion. That fetus could grow up to date a mule!!!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Dang mule-dating fetus-futures!!

[pageeater.livejournal.com]

Ye gads - what an idiot! What a demented idiot! *Who* is "so far removed from reality"???
I'm seldom shocked but this one got to me. Not the fact that the cracker made it with the poor mule - without her consent, I'm sure. Not the fact that he believes every farmboy rapes the livestock. I'm shocked that he sees this as 'natural' enough to admit it on-air.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I guess we're the reality-impaired, according to him.

ok this is why

[nardiaone.livejournal.com]

I never tell anyone I was born in Ga...not everyone is a redneck ass hick...screwing asses...sigh

Re: ok this is why

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

your secret is safe with us!!

[mootpoint.livejournal.com]

I especially liked how he was originally going to deny it with a wave of the hand:
"Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

People can be such fools, eh Horsely?

Know I am wondering about the etimology of his name... this is so odd it's almost fiction.

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

nice post

Im hoem from work i have a headache :(

how was your day

I move tommorw I may be offline a bit till i get set up there

can you turn this picture upright

i may sign into i.m. if ya want to chat im off to eat now

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

me when i had an office job ;P

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

I use to live by here i took a photo lol

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

here you go... woo!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

foxy mama... nice firdge photos, too! :D

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

ah, time for a computer upgrade and a booty-whisk!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Lucky office. :)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I've had a bit of a cough since sunday... all sicky yesterday, but a bit better today.

happy moving today!! good luck with it!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a goof at first glimpse, too. I like that the name is so rediculously similar.

I wonder why he didn't deny it>.. old cronies with pictures, maybe?

[eryx-uk.livejournal.com]

I'm quite disturbed by that guy. I wonder after he left the studio whether he realised what he had just said. I seriously hope that it has a negative effect on his cause.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Who can say... fringe folks (both right and left) for the most part seem to live in a private universe where most rules don't want to apply to them.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I may go home early form work today, still feeling sort of yucky.

Are you and the kitties excited about the move?

[mootpoint.livejournal.com]

One of the farm animals probably left a threatening note in his locked car I bet...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Potty! You took my Idea!!

hmm... not a bad curse word.

[mootpoint.livejournal.com]

I like "heck" though I rarely use it.

I sware more that I should. I don't like to be uptight, but I think I may be too casual sometimes. Especially in the company of children... I'm so afraid of becoming an uncool Dad though...

I honestly debated with myself about using that idea. But I don't think that mine is deep enough for any significant find.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

you're quite possibly right there.

I think I've worked my story core out, and there isn't a dead mule within 5 yards of it. Unless it's been deodorised or something.. I'm sure I'd smell it otherwise.

As for "safe swears" I'm partial to "dadgum" and "Ramma-frazzin"