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Newt is *five* years old today! He's still a little babyhead to me. Here's to my favorite red-fuzzed libran quadruped.

Aww! Regal-Noot

Here are some baby pictures... it seems like it was only yesterday.

Newton pic! 2 3 4 5



See also, Newt lays the smack down on Tarpo



American Date formatting is a pet peeve of mine... I think that "Month-Day-Year" makes the very least sense possible. I think that "Year-Month-Day" or "Day-Month-Year" is a bit more rational. Ah well... I like the metric system, too.



The Zoomquilt - tend to like zooming out.



Prowlies at the River



Tiny Plaid ninjas



I've found a nice condo in pompano for a decent price... I'm going to check it out later this afternoon. Wish us luck!Site Meter



The "Women in Technology meeting" was composed primarily of men. What's up with that?



3 things meme -
  • THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW - White socks, tan hair tie, my heart on my sleeve

  • THREE THINGS ON MY DESK: - bottle of aleve, Newton, tiny plastic squid

  • THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE - be with the one I love, have long, comfortable retirement, master time and space.

  • THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY - helpful, caring, knowledgeable

  • THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY - issues with deadlines, snap-judge too often, laziness

  • THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY - my eyes, my height, my endorphin production.

  • THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY - my back's weakness, my weight, over-honed fight or flight response.

  • THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME -

  • THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST - "Urgf... good morning, Newt!", "Be safe.... If you can't be safe, be careful.", "Later (word that rhymes with Later - Tater, tomater, gator, slater, etc)"

  • THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY - Scotto, Oso, Big Guy

  • THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE HAD - revscotto, biglug23, scooterpoot



Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

Date: 2004-10-05 01:17 pm (UTC)
rejectomorph: (caillebotte_the orangerie)
From: [personal profile] rejectomorph
Happy birthday to Newt,
Happy birthday to Newt,
Happy birthday red kitty,
Happy birthday to Newt!

Date: 2004-10-05 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
What's not to love about all things ginger?

Thanks for the kind wishes!

Date: 2004-10-05 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] resilience.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday to Newt! :)

Just how tall are you?

Date: 2004-10-05 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Thanks!

I'm 6'5ish. (taller if I don't slouch)

Date: 2004-10-05 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talonvaki.livejournal.com
How do you mistake a part of your own body for a piece of poultry? Good lord. Which of course begs the question, what the hell was his penis doing in the general area of the chicken neck in the first place?

Newt is adorable! Especially the one where he's sucking his tail.

Date: 2004-10-05 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I guess that'll teach him to lash out in anger without thinking. If he'd just thrown water on it, he'd still be in one piece!


How can you resist a little orange kitten? I was originally going to just foster-parent him until a solid parent came along, but after a week, I told them to call off the search. Bottle feeding and general sweetness latched him to me pretty permanantly.

Re: Please don't eat my brains mr. scary man!

Date: 2004-10-05 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
rar! brains!

height came easily to me... genetics.. no work at all!

Date: 2004-10-05 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missv.livejournal.com
Nooooooooot! Many happy returns to the fuzzy orange charmer. So, you going to bake him a catnip cake?? Miss Lucille's birthday is on Sunday. I just got a funny pang when I realized she's going to be 8 years old. Eeep! "Super Kitty" is about to become a senior citizen.

Date: 2004-10-05 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kellwood.livejournal.com
happy birthday newtie!!!
i love you mr kittie-wittie.
more than a gal who has never met you probably should.

Date: 2004-10-05 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Newt's getting a big cardboard box, filled with paperwads... and he'll probably get some lovely taste-treats, too.

8 is only about 55 in kitty years, so she's not tha told yet!

Date: 2004-10-05 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Aww! How can you not love him??

Newt thinks you guys are the bees knees, too.

Date: 2004-10-05 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filthymonkey.livejournal.com
Newt was such a cute kitten!

Date: 2004-10-05 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filthymonkey.livejournal.com
... and still cute to this day!

Date: 2004-10-05 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
thanks! :D

Date: 2004-10-05 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juliabee.livejournal.com
Happy birfday, Newwwwtie! :0)

Does he get any kind of special birthday treats? hmm.. Some cats don't like anything other than the norm, though.

You didn't answer this one! "THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME"

:(

Good heavens..the guy just let the dog eat it afterward? if there were ever a time I would need to smack a dog to make them stop something, it would be when they were eating my penis! :D

Re: Please don't eat my brains mr. scary man!

Date: 2004-10-06 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tarpo.livejournal.com
Wish it had been that easy for me.. I had to drink radioactive water as a kid..

Still no match for your savage kitten

Re: Please don't eat my brains mr. scary man!

Date: 2004-10-06 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
isn't all the water in Newfoundland crystal lear and pure, save for the seal blood?

Date: 2004-10-06 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Well, he got a big box of paperwads, and lots of good lovin'... :)

Three things most people don't know about me...

heh.. you're the only one who noted that.

let's see -

1. Every place I've lived has had a spot for windchimes.

2. I think gardens are more fun with pinwheels.

3. I've been having formless, unremembered but panicy nightmares lately. A lot.

Yeah, I don't know.. maybe he was so stunned to see his penis off and bleeding that he was unable to react more quickly?

Re: Please don't eat my brains mr. scary man!

Date: 2004-10-06 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tarpo.livejournal.com
Codliver oil too..


Actually.. Our well was badly tainted with Sulpher.. smelled and tasted pretty horrible.. but at the same time seemed to be fairly healthy as a whole..

Date: 2004-10-06 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pilarcruz.livejournal.com
Happy birfday Newt!

Date: 2004-10-06 02:07 pm (UTC)

Re: Please don't eat my brains mr. scary man!

Date: 2004-10-06 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
mmm... codliver oil!

good for what ails ya! it makes you poop!

Date: 2004-10-08 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedcat.livejournal.com
happy birthday to the newt!

and good luck!

Date: 2004-10-08 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
thanks! and thanks!

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