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[scottobear]

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[axiem.livejournal.com]

When I become an evil overlord: I will not tell the "good guys" my single weakness, no matter how impossible I think it would be for them to exploit it.

I'm not an evil overlord!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I'm the inexplicable bee-man!!

[hissyfit.livejournal.com]

inexplicable indeed... i think there's a "muhahahaha" that you purposefully omitted so as to make him seem harmless. you're planning on taking over the world, aren't you, bee-man?!?

You control the power of the bees.....

[destroll.livejournal.com]

I control the power of a a can of WD40 & a Zippo... Bring it on bee boy!

?????

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

what would King Lear say in this situation???

screw shakespeare.

[destroll.livejournal.com]

What would Faust do in this situation?

Re:

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Not the world... just one special girl...

take her back to my hive, make her my queen....

Re: You control the power of the bees.....

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I'm smarter than the average bee...I possess the power of *ALL* bees, even the fireproof mexican hairy bee. your puny flamethrower is useless against the likes of Bee-man!

Re: ?????

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

To thee and thine hereditary ever
Remain this ample third of our fair kingdom;
No less in space, validity, and pleasure,
Than that conferr'd on Goneril. Now, our joy,
Although the last, not least; to whose young love
The vines of France and milk of Burgundy
Strive to be interess'd; what can you say to draw
A third more opulent than your sisters? Speak.

evil bee-man

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

hey? who said I was evil?

Re: screw shakespeare.

[chicky.livejournal.com]

What would Brian Boitano do?

Re: screw shakespeare.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

same as any other, play a trick on the pope, then burn in hell.

Re:

[hissyfit.livejournal.com]

awww... i *know* that wasn't about me and i still got all squishy over it! you're a sweetie.

Re: (Cartman)

[destroll.livejournal.com]

SHADDUP SHTAN!
YEW WILL RESPECT MY ATORITA!

Re: ?????

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

*tonge tied* no scarfs intended (giggle)

Re: screw shakespeare.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

he'd make a plan and follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

blindfolded triple lutz, fire breath, kicking an ass or two, that's what brian boitano'd do.


but he's not here, and you're in a jam, so nuts to you, sam I am!

Re:

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

She's a total doll... can tame even the wild heart of the indefatigable bee-man!

Re: evil bee-man

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I am a good bee-man! I hurt nobody, and make honey!

Jeez. wear a costume, and brag about your hive, and everyone wants to frickin' kill ya.

Thanks for not spraying me with pesticide!

Re: You control the power of the bees.....

[destroll.livejournal.com]

Ok.....THATS IT! I was hoping not to have to reveal the fact that DesTroll is my secret identity but the world needs my help!
:::::rips off clothes to reveal chest is really a BIG blue light bulb:::::
I....
Am....
THE BUG ZAPPER
DUN-DA-DUN!

Re: HEY!

[destroll.livejournal.com]

There will be no screwing of ancient dead fictional characters allowed herein... this IS a family site you damn dirty DENDRAPHELIAC!
hehehehehehehehehehe

(Dendraphelia= the sexual obsession and need to coputlate with trees)

Lear...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Well, that's what I think he'd say, anyhow.

Don't lick the scarves. they're rentals.

Re: HEY!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

hmm... gives the term bibliophile a new turn, too.

Re: You control the power of the bees.....

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. As soon as a guy puts on a cosume, a whole cadre of theme enemise is bound to show up...

who's next? the bee-keeper? Honeymaster? Pollinator?

Re: Lear...

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

(imitating Madeline Cahn) That was roodde. hehehe

stan/aorta

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I, bee-man, knows no Stan.

I certainly do respect your authority, little round boy. it must be quite strong to pump blood to all that fatty surface area.

Nice sunglasses, by the way.