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[scottobear]

Weird... somebody subscribed me to Playboy magazine. (Well, my address, the name on the bag it comes in was "Elad Rozman". Elad... Dale?

I wonder if the numbers got mixed up on the address box. I'll have to ask Danny if he subscribed me as a weird sort of present or something. If it's not a secret goodie, I'll call up the magazine offices on Monday, and let 'em know that I didn't order it.

Meanwhile, free playboy. (Following links may contain nudity)

Carnie Wilson Nude... wearing a corset to cover up her gastric bypass scars, I'm guessing. Her face has an odd characteristic to it...seems long or something. It looks like she got a doctor to help trim the sag that must've been bound to happen after losing that much weight that fast. She looks ok.. I hope her health is better as a result of the operation.

Some airbrushed Girls from Survivor, I thought the way it worked was you were in playboy first, and then ended up on a crappy TV show? For what it's worth the ladies are appealing, and even though I don't normally gravitate to blondes, she has a nice look. I could not gather through a perusal of the article which name went with which girl, so that seems to be an oversight.

a very bland, generic centerfold. She's a very typical airbrushed girl.

When did Playboy start with "sexy letters"? I though that was a penthouse/more hardcore thing.

A nifty article about crime scenes, and a lot of very standard Playboy panel cartoons, another article unread as yet about undercover cops, cool electronics, Interview with Tobey Maguire. Could be good, The Blameless society is especially nifty, about pointing fingers.

Not a bad mag for $5.99 on the street.

My registration @ do not call came back tome about 36 hours later. that's a slow turnaround for an automated system. This registration will be effective until 6/29/2008.

Comments

[sunshine-two.livejournal.com]

The Carnie Wilson link goes somewhere odd.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

oh! thanks! fixing.

[sunshine-two.livejournal.com]

She looks very good. Actually, she looks nothing like what she did previously. An entirely different looking lady.

[peradouro.livejournal.com]

too much airbrush! it has been a long time since I looked at nudie mags and I don't like the liberal application of the airbrush. ms. wilson's face looks unlike herself and flat in the playboy pic, but the other pic looks like her. and the centerfold just looks... well you can see where the brushing happened. why so much concern with skin folds and coloring? if you can see the skin folds it makes her look more touchable and soft. I recently watched some new videos and was glad they were rented and not bought. even the men (which don't get me wrong I used to complain that most of the men were skanky looking) have gone to the extreme with the Ken look too. thumbs down for me.

as an aside, I think the thing I hate most about nudie stuff is when you can see how stoned people are. it turns me completely off. which sucks since it makes a paid-for-no-other-use-for item totally unfun. and who wants to rent the crap video stores get in? at least around here there's not a heck of a lot of selection that isn't so new that the bodies don't look like plasticine.

I've seen a couple of articles about people who put out "real" videos but have yet to see them offered in places I would have access to. besides they are probably full of doped up debutantes who don't know anything about real sex and are just hos off the street.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you can surely tell a playboy photo... I'd think that in this day and age, if there are blemishes that they wish to remove, they'd have less conspicuous ways of doinhg it... unless that's that "playboy look" now?

[peradouro.livejournal.com]

I think if they just got someone who knows what they're doing to do the pixelating things would improve. There is so much money involved you'd think they'd make sure to get someone who can at least keep the models looking human. I've seen better milk carton age progressions than the nudie mag work. But then I complain about the state of erotica all the time, probably I'm just too damned picky.

*told ya*

[xox-willow-xox.livejournal.com]

I told ya playboy had the letters as well...hehe. *feels so weird*
Tell me about the articles k? I like playboy for the articles... & the letters! (I myself, don't buy it... I just get to see my guy friends copies...which are usually in bad shape from all the pictures they tear out to put on their walls :/)

[applelard.livejournal.com]

...even though I don't normally gravitate to blondes...

Well, she isn't really a blonde... :)

I must admit she looks better in Playboy than she ever did on Survivor. She looks like she's put on about 30 pounds; much healthier appearance!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Well, even bottle blondes. :)

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

it looks like the finger-pointing article and the tobey macguire ones were the most interesting. :)

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[xox-willow-xox.livejournal.com]

;) cooly, hehe.