scottobear: (2 - santa scotto)
scott von berg ([personal profile] scottobear) wrote2005-12-15 07:12 am

8011 - It just occurred to me...

GeotargetDoes Santa punish bad or unskilled elves by making them mine for coal?

Or worse... does he punish insurgents by turning them into heating fuel?

[identity profile] blackhellkat.livejournal.com 2005-12-15 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Careful I've heard Santa has good lawyers (in the elf and human law fields) you don't want to get slapped with an injunction for libel!! *snicker snort giggle*

[identity profile] weezeroni.livejournal.com 2005-12-16 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
What's up with all the macabre santa stuff anyway? They say it's a socio-cultural commentary on the crass commercialization of a sacred holiday. I say we already have enough screwed up kids. Maybe I'm just cranky, but seeing that in my formative years might have turned me into a carjacker. I think I AM cranky.

HP Here

(Anonymous) 2005-12-16 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
As I am still working my way through Harry Potter (ahhh another HP) I can't help but contribute Hermione (she spells it wrong, did you notice) and her campaign to liberate the house elves. Hope Santa provides warmer duds for his crew than those dirty diaperish togas. Wouldn't Dobby look cute-ish in little pointy boots with turned up toes?

Magic Catskill Mtn moment here. Sun just came out after the ice storm and set the trees a twinkling. Blinded by the light...

Hurry up, SB. (Love the Chinese restaurant sign.)