7321 - Thank goodness it's Friday.

[scottobear]

Happy Birthday, Bettie Page!

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Dear Smoking Gun. Don't talk to me about Vaseline and Michael Jackson. *shudder*

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Kari seems to be doing ok, so far. Not sure if she missed the predator launch or not.. we may've sent it out simultaneously.

Replacing Monday meeting with meeting today, because Big Kahuna is off to the Carolinas this weekend, and won't be back until midweek.

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Things seen yesterday:

How to steal the most chair-space possible. Sleeping on a double-wide seat, and running legs over the three across the front. I call it the "rude bum" maneuver, because it takes seats from the elderly and disabled.. usually by vagrants that want a place to snooze for whole trips. Additionally, he's got a shirt over his head so you don't know what's underneath.. it could be the elephant man. It could be Brad Pitt. It's not moving.. it could be the skinless skull of a murder victim left behind.


Bus Heiroglyphs. What does it mean?


Sidewalk Closed, use other side.


More Sticker "ynot dose" graffiti. By the station (like here, from 3/13/05)


Newton in the Dresser.


Not seen, A space monkey.

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Pictures I shouldn't look at before the coming air show. I really hope this forklift picture is a fake.

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The Banana plant is an herb, not a tree. (The stem does not contain true woody tissue.)

There's not much difference between doe snot and does not.

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I got to talk to ramscan for the first time in an age last night.. that was pretty cool. I have to make a point of catching up with him more. It sounds like he's doing well, and rightly so, he's a nice guy.

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The Japanese have developed a Super-Strength "exoskeleton" to help the disabled and elderly.

No repulsors, chest beam or rocket boots on it. yet. Though in a slightly creepy coincidence the "suit's" name is HAL.

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18624945.800 Via Gray Pumpkin

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Things written on Taco Bell sauce packets -

• Out of all the those little packets, why me!?, Why NOW!?


• Where are you taking me?


• My sauce is an HONOR student at TACO BELL Middle School


• When I grow up I wanna be a waterbed!

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1 year ago - Eucharist toss, RI peeves me, there, vamps, CS mail-skim

2 years ago - country meme, there-crew, battle-imp

3 years ago - dreams, make out places in Ft Lauderdale, lone gunmen gone, chupa vs tia

4 years ago - ljwhores, undulant, Earth Day, international kite fest, 10 reasons sex is good for you, Peru shoots down US planes.

Comments

[rejectomorph]

Ha. Kitties do love dresser drawers, don't they?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

So True. Newt's particularly fond of the hawaiian shirts.

[eryx-uk.livejournal.com]

The forklift picture doesn't work. I get a "Don't nick my bandwidth" message when I click that one. :(

Otherwise that site is frightning and amusing at the same time. I'm going to send the link to a mate who works at an Airport, see what reaction I get from him :)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

on the main page it's "women live longer 2"

[eryx-uk.livejournal.com]

I found it. That was funny, though a fake IMO.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I suspect it's a fake... I *HOPE* it's a fake!

[uberbastard.livejournal.com]

If you happen to see the image of the "F16BailOut.jpg", my opinion would be to run like hell and stop snapping pictures

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

dern tootin'!

find a ditch and hide!

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

I need that thing ya have ipod whatever its called the picture thing

great pics ...


nice post ,,,

Bye

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

it's like my second brain... I really need a good little digi-cam to take better pictures. My current only takes good ones in good light.

Cheers!

[littleheaven.livejournal.com]

i second the disturbing mental images....
i never, ever wanted to imagine Micheal Jackson and vaseline.
Never.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

It makes me feel dirty for even sharing it.

[littleheaven.livejournal.com]

i had heard that yesterday on court tv. I looked at my husband and we both shuddered... the mere thought of that man and anything sexual is bad enough, but add a young boy and vaseline to the mix and I am downright nauseuos.

[ckirkman.livejournal.com]

Bus heiroglyphs... awesome! I've seen some things like that on the T from time to time. Do you suppose it's some kind of mass transportation cult?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Could be... I've seen Hebrew Graffiti on some of the buses in Miami, too, but this is more like a doodle.

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

I think it says J-Hood---probably a nickname.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

hmm.. or J's Neighborhood bus!

I see it now that you point it out!

[mootpoint.livejournal.com]

Michael's middle name is Joe? I didn't know that....

Why did Cochran die?

If the vaseline don't fit...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

How'd you liek to be the late night valet?

MJ is calling for another jar of the stuff...

Would that make you accessory to a crime, if you provided means to it, via lubrication?

[mootpoint.livejournal.com]

With something like that on my conscious I would SO testify against him.

How very unsanitary...

I hope none of it's true. I miss the *cool* Michael. Could he ever come back? Is it even possible?

I think so...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Anything's possible... Iwouldn't lay odds on it, though.

Tito! You're our last, best hope!

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

can I ask you a favor since you are a computer whiz

can you cut this picture in half well more then half

to the martini glass

mainly showing my face

can you photo shop my hair longer laughs

Im sending pics of to old friends

and I want a good one

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

or make my eyes more blue Im a dork i know lol

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

How's this for a start?

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

purrfect

lol

Im adork I know lol

Im going to order pizza and leanr photo shop tonight :)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

hee hee.. silly kitty!

let me know if you want me to fiddle with it any more. :)


Photoshop is fun and easy!

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

I a know a little about photo shop
But i want to learn to change colors
and make the photo look great

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

there's all sorts of ways you can tweak it... it's a nice shot!

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

sure make it all funky lol ;P

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's time to give you a third eye and a hunchback! :D

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

we should do that too for fun ;p

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

;)

I made the hair a little longer and the eyes a weebit bluer in the cut picture, but I'll see if I can make you hairier and bluer.

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

lol

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

too blue?

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

hayhahah cool lol

Im laughing

cute

I added you to msn i.m.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

no prob.. it could be fun to fiddle! :D

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

put horns On My head

put your cat in the back ground lol

Im bored online

saras with her husband

his grandma passed away and left him a house nice

im going to chill online a bit

my friends want to go i dont

im going to bed early

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

well, feel free to IM me if you get bored, too!

Hmm... I wonder where l' Newtie could go to roam around?

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

ok I got an idead

My hair longer eyes more blue and leoprad cat

ears on my head lol

I need to add ya to i.m.

[talonvaki.livejournal.com]

Awww..Newtie!

Are those really on the sauce packets? Cool!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Yup! They've been doing silly taco bell packets for about 2 years or so, as far as I can recall.


Silly Newtie!