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[scottobear]

ew, I hear that in space cowboys, the leads bare all.

Does anyone really want to see James garner, Donald Southerland, Clint Eastwood and tommy lee jone's Ass-parts?

Really?

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Re: Ass-parts?

[turtlehead.livejournal.com]

That's some elderly ass! Do you realize how old that ass would be collectively in dog years?

Re: Ass-parts?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I suspect it's like 250 man-ass years. So that's what, a millenium or two in dogass yearS?

~i'm a guessin it can't be all fellas bad to see men who like each other~

[darktrain.livejournal.com]

~Unlessin' of course they gets to wantin to be all humpin on one another like a bunch a dang wild dogs or sumthin...you think their weiners is all floaty in the spaceship when they is standing next ta each other talkin about space stuff?~

Re: ~i'm a guessin it can't be all fellas bad to see men who like each other~

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

dern' tootin'. floating space weiners is right out, as far as I'm concerned.

[mely.livejournal.com]

WHERE ELSE IS A BOYFRIEND-LESS GIRL GONNA SEE MALE NAKEDNESS????????

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I dunno... but wouldn't you ratyher see val kilmer, or some at least pre-prostate cancer/alsheimers level tushie?

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[mely.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*

can't get too picky or you're never gonna get anything...

i can see val kilmers naked butt in the doors movie!!

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

see, there you go! are you sure it's not a "stunt-butt"?

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[mely.livejournal.com]

don't destroy all my dreams and visions and fantasys that were based on that butt!!!!

[eebomb.livejournal.com]

Naked butts are a bit boring. However, if there is full frontal male nudity, I am definitely in support of it. There are not nearly enough of penises shown in full length normal old (i.e. not porn) movies. Even better if they are old wrinkly penises. There's lots and lots of full frontal female nudity. It's time for some equal opportunity for the men and their thangs.

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[mely.livejournal.com]

DUH YES TOTALLY!!!!!


like if you want to see a penis, you have to try and look REALLY hard... females.. blah you see em left, right, middle, whever the hell else you wanna look... i always wondered if someone figured that looking at a penis would be like the equivalent to a female spreading her legs and you looking at her way close at every detail or what and that is why you don't see penises... i just don't know...

~Oh My Goodness~

[darktrain.livejournal.com]

~Y'all is makin me all *blushy* with all this growed-up talk~

~i'm goin out back an hose down with some good cold water from the well~

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I don't know... I tend to think nudity (in men or women) is usually gratuituous, and not generally needed. for what it's worth, I can't think of a main run movie that shows female nether regions aside from that sharon stone thing.

~Hey Mister~

[darktrain.livejournal.com]

~How comes you always got yer face pressed up against the window like that?~

~You remind me of the Preacher fella that used to run our all boys summer camp...never did understand why they run him outta town like they did....~

Re: ~Hey Mister~

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Not my fault... Actually I'm trapped underneath a huge block of ice in the freezer house down the road, and I can only type my messages in with my foot, through an old cash register glues to the floor here. HELP!