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[scottobear]

An old newspaper clipping form my days as a midget wrestler... before my growth spurt ruined my career.

ah, sadly the text is lost, but a photo remains. when puberty hit, my body sprouted a bushel of hair (I've had the goatee since infancy...) and I grew another 3 and a half feet inside of a year. Ah well...wrestling is fake and for yahoos anyway. :)

My old gear -

Apprentice
From: Boston, Mass
Entrance: Sorcerer's Apprentice
Height: 4'3"
Weight: 70
Finisher + Description: Spinning Splash. A Snuka type splash with 180 degree rotation.
Style: high flyer
Description: Pointed hat, blue cape, weightlifter tights (all blue with yellow stars), sandals.
Medical: Achondroplasia
Quote:I'm drinking my milk! One day, you'll be sorry!

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

quite welcome! (I say, if you're going to deface someone, deface yourself! no lawsuits!)