"like not being snarky during costume dramas"

I just laughed out loud to that. J. needs to give me one of those coupons. Who knows what your snark is about, but at our house it's:

James: This is the stupidest...
Me: Stopppp.
James: (YawnFidgetYawnFidgetYawnFidget)
Me: Stopppp it...I can't hear!
James: How can you stand this stuff? Hey, guess what Vanessa did at the office today.
Me: Oh.My.Gawd. I swear if you say another flipping word....!