Hmmmm. Well the poll is difficult. They're all strange enough to be true. Well no. 5 isn't strange but you write well so ... hmmm. Ok I'll guess number 1?

Genetic modifications piss me off. Just reading what they've caused whilst dicking around with corn makes me ill for days. All this research and bullshit when they could just pay some little old men to walk the fields checking the plants. Which would be more cost effective? How many billions of dollars are spent on wacko science that could go to the jobless?