Tasted any of this funky tofurkey? If you find it tasty I might sample some. Though your tastebuds are already living in a vegetarian dimension so I dunno how much I can rely on them!

I eat a lot of deli ham - watched a marathon of House season one last weekend and featured among the many things that can bring doom down upon a person was ham. I don't know why I watch these psuedo medical shows, sometimes the just freak me out :P
Of course season 2 may cover the dire implications of eating tofurkey for all I know...